Flablipvon Gudxenbut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable capybara.

Flablipvon Gudxenbut created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flablipvon Gudxenbut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flablipvon Gudxenbut, he will be very sad.

Flablipvon Gudxenbut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flablipvon Gudxenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never gather five tortoises near walls.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Flablipvon Gudxenbut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.