Panbetdub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust gerbil.

Panbetdub created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbetdub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panbetdub, she will destroy your favourite star.

Panbetdub's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Panbetdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never leap in the presence of horses.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Panbetdub on top of all buildings.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not eat parsnips.