Pidlun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust hyena.

Pidlun created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Pidlun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pidlun, it will turn you into a tree.

Pidlun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidlun.

2. Never feed peanuts to whales while wearing corsets.

3. Always obey Pidlun's priests.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidlun.