Nuttompas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered armadillo.

Nuttompas created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttompas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttompas, he will laugh at you.

Nuttompas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nuttompas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Nuttompas first in all things.

2. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

3. Never think about gravity near hamsters while wearing red kilts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not eat peanuts.