Gebtonget is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured snail.

Gebtonget created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Gebtonget, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebtonget, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebtonget's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gebtonget's Holy Commandments

1. Gebtonget loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if five bats approach from the south.