Jinspagtom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid manatee.

Jinspagtom created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinspagtom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jinspagtom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jinspagtom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jinspagtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never paint your face green.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about enzymes.