Giljondob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking unicorn.

Giljondob created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giljondob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Giljondob, he will turn you into a mole.

Giljondob's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Giljondob's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at midday.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if five tapirs approach from the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing boots.