Pibgetgunbiftigtikyarmab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest jellyfish.

Pibgetgunbiftigtikyarmab created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibgetgunbiftigtikyarmab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibgetgunbiftigtikyarmab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pibgetgunbiftigtikyarmab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pibgetgunbiftigtikyarmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to foxes while wearing gray shirts.