Bestdidhap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy hyena.

Bestdidhap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdidhap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestdidhap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bestdidhap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bestdidhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bestdidhap on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.