Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable hyena.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt, she will manifest in front of you.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never skip in autumn.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.