Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying crab.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob, she will curse you with boils.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing blue boots.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching carbon.

5. You must love Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob.