Wonhigyarbif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented swan.

Wonhigyarbif created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Wonhigyarbif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonhigyarbif, it will not care at all.

Wonhigyarbif's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wonhigyarbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear red tights on sacred days.

5. Always look after injured gulls.