Nelwatven is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind dragon.

Nelwatven created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelwatven, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelwatven, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nelwatven's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nelwatven's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.