Ingrawsad Didbagrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing squid.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingrawsad Didbagrap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingrawsad Didbagrap, it will think nothing of it.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap's Holy Commandments

1. Ingrawsad Didbagrap loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.