Xendangem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain dove.

Xendangem created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xendangem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xendangem, she will turn you into a worm.

Xendangem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Xendangem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Xendangem loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.