Zaktamgun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing clam.

Zaktamgun created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zaktamgun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zaktamgun, she will strike you with lightening.

Zaktamgun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zaktamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Never adorn your arms with blue markings.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.