Rigyarlgil is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless turtle.

Rigyarlgil created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyarlgil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigyarlgil, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rigyarlgil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rigyarlgil's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.