Fedgessyim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful ant.

Fedgessyim created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgessyim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedgessyim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fedgessyim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fedgessyim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fedgessyim on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with pride.