Nulldidgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage hydra.

Nulldidgep created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulldidgep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulldidgep, it will be very sad.

Nulldidgep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nulldidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. You must pray to Nulldidgep four times a day.