Wadtitgum Yatthapvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying elephant.

Wadtitgum Yatthapvid created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtitgum Yatthapvid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadtitgum Yatthapvid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wadtitgum Yatthapvid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wadtitgum Yatthapvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

5. Do not kill badgers.