Flytonmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous fish.

Flytonmig created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flytonmig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flytonmig, he will strike you with lightening.

Flytonmig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flytonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not make images of living things.