Homdibbum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing aardvark.

Homdibbum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdibbum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homdibbum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Homdibbum's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Homdibbum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

5. Always act with patience.