Flowhugged is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful human.

Flowhugged created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Flowhugged, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowhugged, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flowhugged's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flowhugged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always remove scarves before touching silicon.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.