Mutdobrig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless beaver.

Mutdobrig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutdobrig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutdobrig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mutdobrig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mutdobrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Mutdobrig loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not name children after squirrels.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.