Dothap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient ferret.

Dothap created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dothap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dothap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dothap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dothap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.