Soghiv is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow crow.

Soghiv created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Soghiv, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Soghiv, it will remove you from existence.

Soghiv's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Soghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near tortoises while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.