Benbetfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic pig.

Benbetfat created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Benbetfat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Benbetfat, she will destroy your home planet.

Benbetfat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Benbetfat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benbetfat.

5. You must never eat rice.