Hudbegdob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever jackal.

Hudbegdob created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbegdob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudbegdob, it will come to you in dreams.

Hudbegdob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hudbegdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Hudbegdob loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never mix peanuts with blood.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.