Pangjipbell is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent pigeon.

Pangjipbell created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangjipbell, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangjipbell, it will ignore you.

Pangjipbell's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pangjipbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Worship no other gods but Pangjipbell.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.