Donnigcub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless toad.

Donnigcub created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnigcub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donnigcub, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Donnigcub's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Donnigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing violet corsets and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.