Godgadcum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful shark.

Godgadcum created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godgadcum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godgadcum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Godgadcum's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Godgadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

4. Never stain your back with green.

5. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.