Daplidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured swan.

Daplidcem created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daplidcem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Daplidcem, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Daplidcem's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Daplidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three seals approach from the east.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not bounce at rivers.