Raklitkam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying walrus.

Raklitkam created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raklitkam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Raklitkam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Raklitkam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Raklitkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. You must love Raklitkam.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not covet oxen.