Quartdibtap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable bird.

Quartdibtap created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quartdibtap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quartdibtap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Quartdibtap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quartdibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.