Weewipwap Midbus is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited parrot.

Weewipwap Midbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weewipwap Midbus, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weewipwap Midbus, she will make you grow a tail.

Weewipwap Midbus' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Weewipwap Midbus' Holy Commandments

1. Weewipwap Midbus loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not place beans upon stone.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.