Nutpinnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest slug.

Nutpinnil created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpinnil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutpinnil, he will turn you into a worm.

Nutpinnil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nutpinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.