Ruttgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ruthless tapir.

Ruttgep created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttgep, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ruttgep's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ruttgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ruttgep loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.