Teengadpas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring scorpion.

Teengadpas created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengadpas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Teengadpas, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Teengadpas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Teengadpas' Holy Commandments

1. Teengadpas loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never prepare onions during summer.