Gudhomkar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable manatee.

Gudhomkar created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhomkar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gudhomkar, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gudhomkar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gudhomkar's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help rats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Never go into gray rooms.