Tarvedrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional otter.

Tarvedrot created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarvedrot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tarvedrot, she will think nothing of it.

Tarvedrot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tarvedrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion tools from titanium.