Tanvegrakzakpopbab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty newt.

Tanvegrakzakpopbab created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Tanvegrakzakpopbab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tanvegrakzakpopbab, it will be very sad.

Tanvegrakzakpopbab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tanvegrakzakpopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tanvegrakzakpopbab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.