Yarpquaghentenflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited tapir.

Yarpquaghentenflig created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpquaghentenflig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpquaghentenflig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarpquaghentenflig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yarpquaghentenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing boots.

4. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

5. Never travel toward the south during winter.