Sabbanved Pogbedstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane hippopotamus.

Sabbanved Pogbedstaf created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabbanved Pogbedstaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sabbanved Pogbedstaf, he will not care at all.

Sabbanved Pogbedstaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sabbanved Pogbedstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never hurt frogs.