Fotligbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, narcissistic camel.

Fotligbom created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Fotligbom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotligbom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fotligbom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fotligbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Never gather nine horses in one place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing shorts.

5. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.