Pangnutvil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable gerbil.

Pangnutvil created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnutvil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangnutvil, it will torture you forever.

Pangnutvil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pangnutvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Pangnutvil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always remove scarves before touching tin.

3. Never stain your feet with black.

4. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

5. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.