Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome crane.

Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Always remove kilts before touching aluminium.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Motstiplidcemsawgofdussat on top of all buildings.