Bodgamspag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy meerkat.

Bodgamspag created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodgamspag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bodgamspag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bodgamspag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bodgamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Always remove ear rings before touching nickel.

4. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.