Dubhitdam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet otter.

Dubhitdam created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dubhitdam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubhitdam, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dubhitdam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dubhitdam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dubhitdam first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

5. You must love Dubhitdam.