Miffatdob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional fly.

Miffatdob created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffatdob, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Miffatdob, it will turn you into a slug.

Miffatdob's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Miffatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven ants near doors.

2. Always help otters.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.