Mitbafnel is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mitbafnel created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbafnel, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitbafnel, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mitbafnel's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mitbafnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.