Sidripwit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy gerbil.

Sidripwit created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sidripwit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidripwit, it will not invite you to parties.

Sidripwit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sidripwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.