Flisgodstig Litcemrag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, happy gnu.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisgodstig Litcemrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flisgodstig Litcemrag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing kilts.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing cyan scarves and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.