Mabbossfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful bird.

Mabbossfom created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Mabbossfom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabbossfom, it will turn you into a goat.

Mabbossfom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mabbossfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Never mark doors with gray.

3. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

4. Never run in spring.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mabbossfom in the centre of the settlement.